These Male Sex Dolls Are Shockingly Realistic, a Little Bit Creepy
Now with interchangeable parts!
BY BRIAN MOYLAN
You ever have that feeling when looking at a really life-like doll that the thing looks like it should have a soul but it doesn't and that makes you feel like a million feet are walking over your grave? Well, get ready to have that feeling even worse with these very real-looking male sex dolls.
For some reason Reddit is having a great time with a rather NSFW collection of pictures of male sex dolls, mostly from manufacturer Sinthetics (whose website appears to be down). These guys are so real you might want to trade your partner in for one of these. Speaking of trading, they come with interchangeable flaccid and erect penises (yes, also very life-like) and both cut and uncut models depending on how, um, European you like your men.
According to Reddit, these will run you about $7600 but it might be worth it if you want an absolutely flawless set of washboard abs lying next to you in bed every night. If you want to rock out with one of these guy's cocks out, by all means feel free, but they are still a little bit strange. And if you want to be really scared, here's one that is the spitting image of Kid Rock.