This Week in Sex
Drive-thru sex shops, potato-shaped butts, and our choice of title for the forthcoming Kanye West and Taylor Swift porn parody.
By Ben Reininga
Kanye and Taylor make a porno
Vivid has announced plans to make a porn based on Taylor Swift and Kanye West's tense moment at the VMAs. Now, "Why?" is not the relevant question (it's a recession, folks, you gotta do what it takes), but "What?". Specifically, what will they call it? My vote is for Kanye West: Enormous Dick.
Commentarium (16 Comments)
Kanye and Taylor make a porno? Would be fun to watch Kanye bang that tight little white pussy...
I vote for "I'mma let you finish."
I'm with anon. There's simply no other option.
my vote is "Best Porno of All Time"
Anon wins.
As long as there are fish sticks.
your the moron posting from privacy website like it actually does something fucking idiot
its funny that you actually believe that works dumbass
I like me some tomato.
how about "Beauty and the Loser"
Bottoms: The Tomato FTW!
I love how the man offering to perform oral sex on ladies 18-59 is so picky about age. "I'll do anyone and everyone in town, unless they're 60. That'd just be gross."
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
I would like to destroy that little fuck kanye
Part of me likes thinking John's Westwood's not getting callbacks due to the fact it's simply so easy for ladies to get oral that they just don't need his services :)
Separately, it would only take one callback to seal his lips.
Super
You heard about the phone-STD thing on "Wait wait don't tell me", didn't you....