This Week in Sex
Naked sleepwalkers, models on a rampage, and why Steve Jobs thinks you should shower with your clothes on.
By Ben Reininga
Esquire's Minka Kelly shoot is too sexy for the iPad
The App Store for iPad rejected Esquire’s last edition, on the account of its sexy, but nudity-free, Minka Kelly photo shoot. Which leads me to the following conclusion: if Steve Jobs were king, he would do two things: make everyone buy an iPod, and then outlaw all forms of nakedness. Sex, visiting the doctor, taking a shower, all would be conducted wearing black wetsuits. With turtlenecks, of course.
Commentarium (26 Comments)
I wish The Situation would just fall in a well or something.
don't straight TSA people get turned on, too?
They do, supposedly, but I guess the patter-downers are paired with passengers of the same sex. Man-on-man frisking.
The iPhone App Store has a free app called Manhattan Declaration that's nothing but a chunk of anti-woman, anti-gay hate speech. They'll allow that kid of crap but not SFW glamour photography?
Yes, this AFTAH group is wholly representative of all conservatives. They are completely mainstream and important. That's why they should be tagged as a standard "conservative group". After all their email is a comcast.net email address. All should fear their reach and heed their important words shared via their cheap website. Next, a "liberal group", also known as the Eastern State University dorm lounge pot smokers, think electricity should be outlawed. Vote accordingly, people!
@ Bo
What about AFTAH's position puts them out of the mainstream of conservatism? How many Republican politicians can you think of who would stand up and repudiate them? Homophobia is standard issue for the right, and AFTAH reflects this perfectly. They may not be an influential organization but their viewpoint is wholly representative of the modern US conservative position.
If you're going to tell a story like that then you should name the groups name not just call them conservatives. I happen to be gay and conservative.
In college, we called BOLs "boobiesexuals", but it only worked if there was one boobiesexual and one real lesbian in a pair
dear nalgador,
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So that's the case? Quite a revelaiotn that is.
There is a critical shortage of inofmriatve articles like this.
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