January Jones, Emma Stone, and an oddly misguided postal worker take it all off.
Postal worker arrested for delivering the mail naked — to cheer a woman up
USPS employees are not always associated with good cheer, but Milwaukee postal worker David Goodman seems to pride himself on making his route a brighter place. When he noticed a twenty-one-year-old employee at a law firm was "stressed out," he whipped out his altruism and stripped naked. Goodman was arrested and told police he only wanted to make the woman laugh. Because that's what women usually do when they see a naked guy in the middle of winter in Wisconsin.
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86% of people admit to masturbating
There are outliers in every study. And then there are out-and-out liars. This explains the 14% of respondents in a recent study claiming they absolutely never touch themselves, no matter how private the bedroom or how great their sexual urges. Because that would just be too disgustingly natural and healthy. No worries — the other 86% of respondents are just like you.
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Harvard launches a dating site only for students at Harvard
There's a new dating site reserved exclusively for Harvard students, and it's not called Facebook 2: For Real, Only Smart People This Time. It's CrimsonSpark, and don't even try to get on it, dumb people who went to other colleges. Harvard students can only be properly loved, understood, and banged by other Harvard students. If at all.
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Chelsea Handler is 50 Cent's dime piece
Since October, the "gossip mill" has been speculating that Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are "an item." The two were shot together by paparazzi (not rival gang members) doing couple-y things, like going out to dinner. Handler finally confirmed the rumors, famewhore-style, tweeting a photo of Fitty on top of her with the quip, "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper." In other news, I don't know why she ever got her own TV show.
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U.S. Navy cartoon from the 1970s makes syphilis fun
There's nothing funny about syphilis. Well, except this cartoon, created by the U.S. Navy to warn sailors about dropping their anchors in syphilitic women in maritime cities. If you don't want to commit to watching the twenty-minute Schoolhouse Rock-style guide on one of the nastiest STDs of all, here's the gist: Count Spirochete is a vampire and he will give you lesions, a pus-like urethral discharge, and eventual brain damage. And awesome cartoon music.
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Anna Faris sexted her dad
This week on Ellen, Anna Faris explained why she and her husband have taken Sexting Wednesdays out of their sexual repertoire — the actress apparently accidentally sent a sext to her dad. No worries though — it was pretty innocent. Who doesn't look forward to seeing their dad tonight in bed? That can totally be played off. What couldn't, though? Whatever she almost sexted to her nine-year-old nephew.
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Danish immigration test uses topless women to scare away Muslims
Denmark has an immigration "problem," and rather than just making people with brown skin miserable the American way, it's taking a more neutral approach. Muslims hate pictures of beautiful topless women, so looking at them will now be part of a video immigration test for potential citizens. This'll keep those hardcore Muslims away!
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Emma Stone had asthma attack, needed oxygen tank for sex scene in Easy A
Actors love to talk about how hard it is to film a sex scene. This week, Emma Stone talked about simulating sex in Easy A. The many takes got her so worked up that she had an asthma attack and needed an oxygen tank. The takeaway: if you're going to have real sex with Emma Stone, you'd probably better keep an inhaler and a list of emergency contacts nearby, or just do it in a hospital parking lot.
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Amazon removes erotica from Kindles without warning
Love reading about people having sex with their kin? Don't expect to do it on your Kindle. Without any warning, Amazon has removed independently published erotica featuring incest from its e-book offerings. Writers are upset that their work is being censored, claiming that mentioning incest in a book is not the same as endorsing it. Mainstream books featuring the creepiest taboo — including The Color Purple — remain available on Kindles.
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January Jones will be naked in 2011 Versace ads
A nude January Jones will shill handbags, shades, and shoes in Versace's 2011 Spring/Summer ad campaign. The beautiful black-and-white ads capture the Mad Men star in all her glory. Now if only we could Photoshop out the damn handbags.
