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This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Rich athletes, naked actresses, and the nine craziest sex headines of 2010.

By Ben Reininga

New site, BallerAlert, helps women sleep with, con rich athletes

It’s an age-old problem: you’re a hardworking Jersey girl who’s finally managed to sleep with a professional football player, and now, reasonably, you want some goddamn diamonds. Is it appropriate to blackmail him with sexy photos — before he heads home for the off-season — or should you play it classy? A new site, Baller Alert, provides a much-needed forum for the athletically inclined starfuckers among us. Because life is hard.

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Comments ( 7 )

Dec 31 10 at 12:25 am
bearman33

I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.

Dec 31 10 at 3:19 pm
dildo dodo

lol

Jan 01 11 at 1:42 am
Mr. Man

Nice job! This column made me chuckle.

Jan 03 11 at 9:07 pm
Leah

I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD

Jan 05 11 at 10:35 am
Bless

Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?

Jan 05 11 at 4:00 pm
jill

Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Jan 05 11 at 4:20 pm
Gazbo

Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?

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