New site, BallerAlert, helps women sleep with, con rich athletes
It’s an age-old problem: you’re a hardworking Jersey girl who’s finally managed to sleep with a professional football player, and now, reasonably, you want some goddamn diamonds. Is it appropriate to blackmail him with sexy photos — before he heads home for the off-season — or should you play it classy? A new site, Baller Alert, provides a much-needed forum for the athletically inclined starfuckers among us. Because life is hard.
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I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.
lol
Nice job! This column made me chuckle.
I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD
Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?
Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?
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