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Gerald, 80


How do you make men's fashion interesting for yourself?
Two words: Bow tie. Bow tie, bow tie! It's all I wear. If you ever see me in a straight tie, kick me. If you ever see me wearing pants below the navel, don't kick me. Shoot me.

What kind of connotations do suits have?
Men who wear suits are men who care about being neat. And they care about having a classy, proud state of mind. Also, they are men who are seeking a certain level of professionalism and financial security.

How much would you spend on suit?
I would spend $400 on a suit.

Suit: Men's Wearhouse, shoes: SoHo boutique, handkerchief: Walgreen's, glasses: Cohen Optical, bow-tie: SoHo boutique

Comments ( 32 )

May 04 11 at 12:16 am
Dee

Except for the second guy (he has a weird vibe), I would totes do them all.

May 04 11 at 12:16 am
Dee

ESPECIALLY Gerald. Because that is an awesome moustache.

May 06 11 at 8:58 am
KT

The man is just adorable.

May 04 11 at 2:33 am
cruz

Wait wait wait, did his parents see Star Wars A New Hope and immediately name their newborn Jedi? I so hope so.

May 04 11 at 3:13 am
xyz

Gerald, marry me.

May 04 11 at 4:55 am
hooo

Johnathan "work[s] in spirits." So he works in a liquor store, is that it? Or is he a medium?

May 04 11 at 2:27 pm
heehee

I know, I kinda want to punch him.

May 04 11 at 9:21 am
moops

Some of those outfits I would not consider "suits".

May 04 11 at 9:37 am
startmakingsense

Johnathan looks great, but Martin and Jedi are definitely just wearing outfits, not suits.

May 04 11 at 10:24 am
JD

@Hooksexup, Do you know what a suit is? I'll give you some clues: Jeans/Blazer, Pants/Blazer, Pants/Cardigan combos are all NOT suits. Only Gerald and Jonathan are actually wearing suits--and Jonathan admitted that he has no idea about style and has a personal shopper do it for him, so probably not the best person to ask questions about suits, either.

If you had just posted this article with only Gerald, and asked him more questions, it would have been golden.

May 04 11 at 11:10 am
Ian

Thank you, JD! I can't believe that Hooksexup couldn't find more than two guys who were actually WEARING suits for an article about guys who (allegedly) wear suits.

May 05 11 at 12:03 pm
aa

isn't this in NYC. there's people in nice suits everywhere in manhattan. though this is prolly brooklyn. but still. lazy interviewers?

May 04 11 at 11:55 am
v

Jonathan's outfit may be tailor made, but it was tailor made for someone else. His trousers are too short and his jacket is too tight.

May 04 11 at 10:10 pm
hkc

Oh, but poor Jonathan has such ISSUES with fit! With his tiny little waist and manly broad shoulders. Poor thing.

May 05 11 at 9:36 am
JRM

poor thing's clothes are too small

May 04 11 at 12:10 pm
Mark

Definitely agree with JD- In an article about suits, we have 2/5 guys actually wearing suits (an ill-fitting blazer and capri pants do not a suit make, Johnathan!), one of whom admits he pays someone else to think about fashion for him and the other, a codger wearing a double-breasted suit (which went out of style last century) from Men's Wearhouse- uggh.

May 05 11 at 2:38 am
E

Double-breasted is trying to make a comeback, though. I still generally hate it, but still... it's trying. And come on, how can you not love his responses, even if you hate the suit?

May 13 11 at 12:13 pm
Ron

I agree with E. The older guy wearing the double breasted suit is wearing a style that is vintage for his age and makes sense. Most 80 year old guys are using walkers wearing depends diapers. As you mature you'll discover that he's rockin' for his age.

May 05 11 at 6:53 pm
Dea

Jedi is wearing the best outfit in this feature, but is the only one without clothing details - why?

I agree though, it's definitely not a suit, and don't think it would have been a stretch to find five guys wearing actual suits to interview, especially in Manhattan (the pics in this feature usually appear to have been taken in SoHo). I totally dig suit jackets and ties + nice jeans combo when done properly, but come on, it's an article about suits! Give me a well-groomed man in a nice, well-tailored suit any day... mmm!

May 05 11 at 6:55 pm
Dea

Oh, and I thought it was cool and unexpected that they included Gerald. He actually had some of the most relevant commentary on suits.

May 05 11 at 7:07 pm
PMO

Only two guys in suits and John's is a pretty nice suit if someone had measured him for the pants. The rest are some sort of ill fitting ensembles. Old guy in double breasted suit is Ok since he was born sometime in the 1920's and he still gets dressed up every day and walks around outside..

May 06 11 at 7:30 am
Wow

Who the hell wrote this? Do you have any idea how many finance people there are in NYC? These are not suits!

May 06 11 at 9:01 am
WhiskeyX

Very disappointing. Please re-do this article with the above input in mind. Thanks!

May 08 11 at 5:09 pm
PolpravHalf

Здраствуйте)
Не желаете обменяться ссылками?

May 17 11 at 4:36 pm
oatmealshrapnel

If the fourth guy's name wasn't Jedi, I doubt he'd be halfway as dapper. Pretty awesome package there.
crunchette

Jul 06 11 at 6:43 pm
DatS

Jedi's outfit is a disaster.

His tie is much too short, and the knot looks sloppily done. And the colour of your shoes should always match your belt. Brown suede shoes, okay -- but absolutely not with a black belt. Also, you don't walk around with both of your jacket buttons undone, unless you want to send the message "I am a bum" to the people around you.

Finally, it isn't a suit, it's just a sartorial jacket combined with jeans (okay in itself) so why even include it in the first place?

Jul 22 11 at 5:21 am
Livia

I'm shoeckd that I found this info so easily.

Jul 22 11 at 10:42 am
Sukey

This is the preefct way to break down this information.

Jul 22 11 at 1:29 pm
Indian

This atricle keeps it real, no doubt.

Jul 23 11 at 10:46 am
Nettie

Okay I'm convinced. Let's put it to atcion.

Jul 23 11 at 11:13 am
Steffie

All of my qeuostins settled-thanks!

Aug 14 11 at 7:39 pm
Travp16

Gerald looking pretty good for 80. Rock on brotha!

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