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Hooksexup Classics: 15 Stories About Dating Potheads
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Hooksexup Classics: 15 Stories About Dating Potheads

Sometimes, the only kind of love is stoned blind love. Hooksexup Readers   |   04.20.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: House Hunting
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Hooksexup Classics: House Hunting

Shopping for a dream home on the first date. Duncan Birmingham   |   04.13.2013   |  
Unnecessary Pen Pals
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Unnecessary Pen Pals

Unlike most pen pals, we knew each other in person and only lived ten miles away from one another. Jeremy Glass   |   04.11.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: Hair-Removal Technician
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Hooksexup Classics: Hair-Removal Technician

My months spent waxing the genitals of Manhattan’s wealthy. Sarah T. Schwab   |   03.30.2013   |  
All My Married Medieval Boyfriends
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All My Married Medieval Boyfriends

"Isn't it really up to THEM to not cheat on their wives? It's not your fault if they do." Talk about perfect justification. Jess Roberts   |   03.28.2013   |  
True Stories: Married and Promiscuous
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True Stories: Married and Promiscuous

"I’m not polyamorous. I’m just a slut." Barry Graham   |   03.15.2013   |  
Stalking Never Seemed So Reasonable
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Stalking Never Seemed So Reasonable

"We'd now been not-dating for longer than we were ever together, and I'd been acting crazy for longer than I'd ever been acting sane." Claire Litton-Cohn   |   03.6.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: Tokyo Stripshow Tryout
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Hooksexup Classics: Tokyo Stripshow Tryout

I went to Japan looking for work. This was not what I had in mind. Phil Goldman   |   03.2.2013   |  
Sexless in Sin City: Leaving the Mormon Church
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Sexless in Sin City: Leaving the Mormon Church

"One time, my guilt drove me to confess my shameful masturbation to my ward Bishop, a man who looked like Mitt Romney." Rubiana Valdez   |   02.27.2013   |  
True Stories: My Awkward Threesome
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True Stories: My Awkward Threesome

It took an aggressive bisexual and a very awkward threesome to bring us together. Emma Doull   |   02.21.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: Shazam!
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Hooksexup Classics: Shazam!

Me and the fetish wrestlers next door. Sarah Clyne Sundberg   |   02.16.2013   |  
6 Stories About Awful Valentine's Days
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6 Stories About Awful Valentine's Days

Any film with the line "ass to ass" is not suitable for Valentine's Day. Hooksexup Readers   |   02.13.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: A Dram of Poison
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Hooksexup Classics: A Dram of Poison

I roofied my wife to save our marriage. Miles Morse   |   02.9.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: Under the Table
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Hooksexup Classics: Under the Table

A paean to masturbating at work. Neal Medlyn   |   02.2.2013   |  
The Year I Spent As A Phone-Sex Operator
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The Year I Spent As A Phone-Sex Operator

“Can I talk to you again?” he asked shyly, and I winced to myself. Kannan Feng   |   01.31.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: The Little Death
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Hooksexup Classics: The Little Death

The girl I brought home didn't wake up in the morning. Joe Dornich   |   01.26.2013   |  
True Stories: My First Weekend As a Peep Show Girl
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True Stories: My First Weekend As a Peep Show Girl

"I hiked up my knee socks, straddled the chair in my booth and asked, “What can I do for you tonight, baby?” Lola Davies   |   01.24.2013   |  
True Stories: I Faked an Engagement for Fun and Profit
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True Stories: I Faked an Engagement for Fun and Profit

"The assignment was to write a tutorial for men on proper proposal etiquette while heavily outlining your own engagement experience..." Jeremy Glass   |   01.22.2013   |  
Hooksexup Classics: Double-Edged
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Hooksexup Classics: Double-Edged

Home to a fatal disease and a great rack, my chest is a complicated place. Kayla Rachlin Small   |   01.19.2013   |  
True Stories: I Was A Receptionist In An Australian Brothel
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True Stories: I Was A Receptionist In An Australian Brothel

"A handsome young guy with curly black hair came in and immediately offered me $500 for an hour..." Claire Litton   |   01.16.2013   |