Keith Richards trashes Mick Jagger and his small penis in new autobiography

The so-called "final" Rolling Stones tour rumored to begin next year may be in jeopardy now after another apparent falling out between Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Keef has his first-ever book coming out on October 26, and excerpts that have leaked online have infuriated Sir Mick. In Life, the guitar player in the world's greatest rock 'n roll band dishes on his off-and-on friendship with his Jagger -- oh, and casually mentions that Jagger's dick isn't all its cracked up to be.

Marianne Faithfull "had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he's got an enormous pair of balls — but it doesn't quite fill the gap." Richards, of course, may just be making an unfair comparison to his own, uh, todger, as it's also reportedly quite large.

His nicknames for the other Glimmer Twin? Brenda and "Your Majesty".

Other offhand remarks from the book, which may have been dictated and was probably composed while engaging in heavy Bourbon consumption, include these quips:

"I used to love Mick, but I haven't been to his dressing room in 20 years.

"Sometimes I think, 'I miss my friend'. I wonder, 'Where did he go?'."

"It was the beginning of the Eighties when Mick started to become unbearable."

His best quotes, though, are from an interview he gave to promote the book:

"I've given up everything [drugs] now - which is a trip in itself."

"I don't want to see my old friend Lucifer just yet. He's the guy I'm gonna see, isn't it? I'm not going to the other place, let's face it." [The Independent]

Rolling Stone has an exclusive and much more substantial excerpt from the book, while The Independent has the rest.