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President Obama announces Osama bin Laden is dead.

President Obama announced Sunday night that Osama bin Laden has been killed in a firefight in Pakistan, as per Obama's order. It's been confirmed that bin Laden was shot in the head at least once and that the U.S. has retrieved his corpse. (What do they with the body now, by the way? I really don't know.) "Justice has been done," Obama declared, to the delight of Americans and onlookers around the world. Celebration has already taken root in D.C., where crowds have gathered outside the White House to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner," chant "USA!" and, rather awesomely, sing "We Are the Champions." A festive mood has broken out here in New York as well; people have congregated at Ground Zero and Times Square to celebrate the occasion. All around, it's a good day.

Here's the full video of Obama's statement:

Commentarium (15 Comments)

May 02 11 - 12:13am
laur

Wooo hoooooo!

May 02 11 - 12:25am
profrobert

They need to give bin Laden the Mussolini treatment: Bring his body to New York and hang him by his heels in front of Federal Hall.

May 02 11 - 1:39am
Me

It's a shame this didn't happen before the correspondents dinner.

May 02 11 - 4:30am
One of the sheeple.

YEAH, the f**ker's dead! No more war in Afghanista.. oh, wait -

YEAH, the f**ker's dead! No more war in Ira... oh, wait -

YEAH, the f**ker's dead! Now Al Qaeda will fall apar.. oh, wait -

YEAH, the f**kers dead! Now I have an excuse to chant U-S-A! U-S-A!

May 02 11 - 4:45am
Secret Character

They Megatroned him.

May 02 11 - 5:55am
LadyB

I'm with Sheeple. Americans love revenge. That's why we fail.

May 02 11 - 8:22am
yep

I'm with LadyB. DudeHere you sound like a ... dude/dumbass.

May 02 11 - 9:25am
meh

Even the gov't was telling us that Al Qaeda had decentralized control.
That each cell worked independent of all others.
That killing Bin Laden was not going to stop the planning and execution of terrorist acts.

Capturing him would have been better, and I'd put money on it that he'd be in Gitmo in a flash, tied to a board with a cloth over his face while a fire hose sprayed him down. But that's just wishful thinking.

May 02 11 - 10:00am
ReTurnEr

Mission Accomplished. Now bring the troops home!

May 02 11 - 1:37pm
ADD

Yeah, awesome, ten years of war, thousands dead, but we got him, let's party! We are the champions? How fucking disgusting. We are the champions of bombing the shit out of innocent civilians too, and when that comes to bite us in the ass once again, maybe we can sing that for comfort.

May 03 11 - 12:35am
long time lover

‎"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that"
— Martin Luther King Jr.

May 03 11 - 1:04am
long time lover

or some random tweeter - either way...

May 04 11 - 12:03am
DemocracyNow

Yeah, not MLK.

May 06 11 - 7:38am
NotChristian

I don't know about you all, but I like the fact that Osama is dead. Also, MLK didn't say that. However, Mark Twain did say: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

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