New world map charts the world by penis size
By Kelly BourdetMarch 22nd, 2011, 8:30 amComments (47)
Finally, a map of the world that takes into consideration what matters most when you're deciding upon a travel destination: penis size. A map of the world, color-coded by country to designate each nation's endowment, is sweeping the internet and likely bolstering travel-agency inquiries to top-five countries Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia, and Venezuela. The winning measurement puts the average length of a Congolese man's penis at 7.1 inches. I'm guessing (and hoping) this is flaccid?
South Korea loses this competition with an average measurement of 3.9 inches. Cambodia, Thailand, India, and Burma also appear in the bottom five. American men, unfortunately, appear to be on the lower side of average with a score of 5.1 inches. While the research that went into this map doesn't seem to be incredibly rigorous, it's fun to look at. Also, it sparked a bizarre comment war between Americans and Canadians on masculinity and the relative badassness of riding polar bears as transportation.
Let me stop you right there. Yes, size matters.
Commentarium (47 Comments)
Woo-hoo! My American penis is above average!
Did you not read the article?
I did. I live in America and my junk is above average in America. My previous statement conveys this as well, you pretentious jackanape!
Yes we've always thought of our southern neighbours as above average pricks.
Hey, I got nothing against Canada. You guys have decent beer, excellent weed, and a health care system I envy.
Sincerely,
An Above Average Prick
As a Canadian, you both made me laugh! Canuck, that's pretty clever. KingPellinore, I'm sincere when I say it's nice to know at least some Americans realize we're not socialist commies.
Please SS, all Americans are not like the assholes you hear and read about! It makes me sad that everyone thinks we're like that. Shit, I think you guys have it figured out a hell of a lot better than we do, as we're quickly backsliding into the 19th century currently...I MEAN, uh...USA! USA! USA!!!
Viva Italy. whoo hooo look out bitchez
How mad are black guys now?
What do you mean? An African or European black guy?
not mad. remember our roots are in africa the motherland haha. im only 2nd generation american and im 9 in. are YOU mad?
Thinking that Kelly might need some kegels...
That's a pretty ignorant comment, 7.1 inches erect is more than enough lol. And this is coming from a woman. Sounds like someone is a little loose.
She said, " 7.1 inches. I'm guessing (and hoping) this is flaccid" = Not erect.
7.1" is the AVERAGE, that is 1 to 2 inches above the western countries average. So if 8 to 9 inches erect qualifies for big in the same countries, that means that the 5% Congolese in the same category measure up to 11 inches .... Maybe Kelly mixes up inches and centimeters ..??
Unfortunately, those are the measurements ERECT.
Size queens are usually pretty loose...
WOA! Those are ERECT?! Poor South Korea...
Explains why Asian girls have such tight vaginas.
I do not know what is wrong with these women thinking those are bad numbers for erect penises. Have they been watching too much porn and not paying attention to real life. Although I would not want to be with a South Korean man now, I wasn't surprised by the averages of most countries. I have been with 7+ before and that's just rare and huge. Anything over 5 is going to do the trick if the guy knows how to work it.
I am definitely planning a trip to SE Asia soon.
Same I just realised instead of feeling insecure here, I COULD BE A PORN STAR over there !!!!
Sorry to dissapoint you guys....
This is pure BS!!
I live in Ecuador and believe me when I say those tiny things are nowhere close to big...
What about girth 7 a big head?
Cuz I have it in that dept.
I meant to say
"What about girth & a big head?"
Typo
all we need now is to cross index this map to vagina size and everyone can find a perfect match
Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela in the top five?
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
Where is the vag map?
I would love to see that map. I think Hollywood would be the biggest. but wait maybe im thinking gag reflexs hahahaha
What about Saudi? Oh wait.....they hack your cock off in that country for banging around...
I just read this entire chat out loud to my husband. We need to get lives. And by the way, my half-American/half-Canadian husband comes out well above average. Must be great genes!
nah,if you believe the map is accurate your a fool.did they measure everyone? No.Fail'o rama.Anyone who gives creedence to crap is well....full of crap.
Then how do you explain that there is no asian males in western porn whereas there is plenty of asian women ...? And have a look to asian porn, you will understand why….
Well at least now we can stop using military and economic strength to compete with each other globally and fall into rank according to phallus.
complete and utter bullsh!t and it was linked to a penis extender/enlargement company...fail waiting on the VJ map......oh but that would be sexist right.
the size of your V-hole matters...worthless c!nts.
@the average american woman has a 37 inch waist.....yes size matters indeed.
lol,uh huh.AIDS central
Mexican men are small in stature and small in dik--just sayin ..wm ftw!
Hight has nothing to do with the size of a mans dick I'm short with an above average dick size and I have really tall friends with tiny dicks (don't ask...) .... Also it rocks being short it makes my above average dick seem even bigger >< .... btw 7.2 inches the average in my area is aparently 5.2..
the data was put together by some americunt stupid feminist white whore who hates U.S. guys and those stats are wildly inaccurate so fail-o-rama worthless cunts...and what part of self-measure (as in how the Congo got their stats)don't u understand
The whole map is fake, and plays on racial stereotypes.
this is afutile exercise
Kelly Bourdet is a fake Gay Male, thrilled with the weirdness of playing sexual insults to support his fear of inadequacy
Bullshit alert. most studies are based on self-report.
all u people in here sayin u got huge dicks , 7-8 inches stfu, u r on this site cuz ur dis content wit ur dick im gonna b honest im canadian and im 6 inches exactly and iv made plenty of beautiful girls orgasm its not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean and 2 those guys out there that legit have enormous dicks congrats , but i couldnt care less im proud to b me.
My oldest daughters dad is very well endowed 8 3/4" long and extremly thick, I personally feel the thickness makes a guy bigger. It's true a guy still can feel good being average not {small} only tryed one small under 5 " long and average girth. No I didn't enjoy it at all! But that maybe because I was use to big and it was very fustrating trying to keep him from falling out. It was more like juggeling than actuall sex so it wasn't enjoyable, I think some find smaller fine. My husbands not all that big a bit average so he's about avereage in bed. I dont think in america we can give a true size difference really because we have so many races.
Now you say something