Man, Levi Johnston's sister Mercede really doesn't care for Bristol Palin. Or for her mother. Mercede Johnston posed nude for the September issue of Playboy, and gave an interview to George Gurley in which she revealed every negative thing she could think of about the Palins, and then probably embellished things on top of it.
Asked about the prospect of a (shudder) President Palin (who she paints as a bad mom), Johnston replied, "I think she'd have had a mental breakdown…As governor she quit on us. What does that say about her? She can't even answer Katie Couric's questions." Johnston also, a bit arbitrarily, said seventy percent of Wasilla residents "can't stand Palin."
But the nineteen-year-old reserved her most poisonous venom for Bristol, offering these sweet sentiments:
"Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She'll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I've ever known…Honestly, she is the meanest person. I didn't know someone could be so vindictive and evil…[She's] a sociopath. She doesn't think anything she could do or does is wrong."
Sounds like someone's not coming over to play Parcheesi anymore.
Johnston also claims that the "promiscuous" Bristol wanted to get pregnant, saying "Bristol's pregnancy wasn't an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months." Oh yeah, and Sarah's eldest son Track "did Oxycontin and mostly cocaine." Johnston had nothing to say about Todd Palin as he was off snowmobiling or fishing the whole time.
An interesting sidenote to all this invective is that Levi and Mercede's mother, Sherry Johnston, is currently serving three years under house arrest after getting busted for peddling Oxycontin in 2009. You could almost turn this into a movie called Palin Place.