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Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney

In many predominantly black neighbors of Chicago, gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was mispelled. He's pissed, which is understandable, but it's also probably the funniest thing I've heard all day.

A ground-breaking study on the masturbatory habits of squirrels. Yes, this is a totally important thing for you to know about.

The U.S. Air Force has stopped enforcement of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. The U.S. Government is still probably going to appeal Tuesday's injunction, but still. This feels like progress.

Christina Hendricks went on Ellen, and tried to teach her how to do her signature walk. Ellen cannot do it, not even a little bit. But she's still cute.

And finally, just for fun, watch Jenny Lewis (of Rilo Kiley fame) guest star with Belle & Sebastian at a performance in Los Angeles.

Comments ( 5 )

Oct 15 10 at 12:38 am
Sunbury

Hey, I'd be tempted to vote for 'Rich Whitey', just so I could feel a little more honest when I slink out of the voting booth to wash my hands.

Oct 15 10 at 2:08 pm
bearman33

I take it you misspelled "mispelled" on purpose.

Oct 15 10 at 4:59 pm
profrobert

It's not an accident. Whitney's running mate, Theodore Mann, is listed on the ballot as "The Man."

Oct 19 10 at 4:45 pm
thinkywritey

haha Profrobert!

Sep 12 11 at 11:25 am
UPBW

He shouldn't be mad. He should use it as his platform. 'Vote for Rich Whitey and The Mann'. If we can be honest about this, you know we'll be honest about everything else.

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