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Best of Craigslist: IKEA Sex

"Assemble this table and I'll let you watch me..."
 

Comments ( 16 )

Ikea is the new highway truck stop?
Rubix commented on Sep 09 10 at 12:26 am
These weren't that funny, they all basically said the same thing, and none was too outrageous.
Me commented on Sep 09 10 at 2:39 am
@Me--I'm sorry but "LOOKING TO SUCK COCK IN IKEA PARKING LOT" is a line for the ages
Anon commented on Sep 09 10 at 6:13 am
Fascinating stuff, this feature should we used in Sociology classes.
Fivelane commented on Sep 09 10 at 8:57 am
I had no idea you can get "head with Italy flag in the side". And all this time I've been doing it the old fashioned way. Or is he referring to a hat?
Jack commented on Sep 09 10 at 8:57 am
The dudes referencing their scores on Hot or Not is by far the best. Experienced users too, MUST SKYPE TO PROVE YOUR NOT A DUDE! HA.
Badland commented on Sep 09 10 at 10:19 am
The only unbelievable thing about any of these is that someone can't put together something from IKEA. That's like saying you can't brush your teeth.
tamaulipas commented on Sep 09 10 at 2:35 pm
is anyone else imagining those non-descript people in the manuals just going at it?
explainerguy commented on Sep 09 10 at 3:40 pm
What is it about Ikea? All the mock-bedrooms? The large store with inexpensive decorating options? Meatballs and lingonberries?
Demanda commented on Sep 09 10 at 7:13 pm
The best touch is the offer of "unlimited iced tea," as though the offer of masturbation with a dildo isn't enough to seal the deal. jill In Bed With Married Women https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
In Bed commented on Sep 09 10 at 8:20 pm
Wish I was closer to Boston!!
Jess commented on Sep 10 10 at 12:02 am
Maybe all this used to happen at Walmart, but now the local PD has it staked out, so the misbehavers have to move elsewhere?
T26 commented on Sep 10 10 at 12:12 am
Awe inspiring. But I'm not surprised the majority of those are gay...damning us all to stereotypes and ridicule. Buh bye marriage!
Anty commented on Sep 10 10 at 9:45 am
"…not amazing looking but totally serviceable". LOLOL
ms commented on Sep 10 10 at 7:48 pm
gee, I'd like to find a clean cut 8 myself, but boo-hoo, I'm not gay...(and yes, I know that is his dick he's talking about)
Therockies commented on Sep 10 10 at 8:46 pm
fuck...when did IKEA become the new place for George Michael to get his furniture at ?
notupmyassdude commented on Sep 12 10 at 1:36 am

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