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Talking to Strangers
Hooksexup asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.




Bennett, 20

What do you do for a living?
I am a student and I work in a doctor's office, as well.

Does that get you chicks?
Not really, once I tell them what my position is. I'm a front-office receptionist.

Where's the craziest place you've had sex?
I've had sex outside, in a park.

Here?
In Austin, Texas. [Friend: "You're a park-fucker!"]

Park-whore! Park-fucker! I don't know what that means. What's the craziest thing you've done to get laid?
I don't know. People I've had sex with, I've always been dating or been with long time. So I've never really had to try. I've always been very blunt with it. I've bitten my gf before, I've told her "We're going home!" It's never been subtle — give her a few drinks. That's the best I got for ya.

What's the hottest thing a girl's ever done for you?
I had this girl, and to my understanding, maybe you'll have to correct me, but a lot of girls when they wear dresses, don't wear underwear. I mean, sometimes. Is that fair? Maybe not in New York. This girl I dated. She would rub my hand on her hip, to show me there was nothing there. So that's cool.

Lauren, 19

Are you from New York?
No, I'm from Florida. The guys here are more aggressive. Guys will use their status and money as a way to attract girls. We'll be out and thirty-five-year olds will be like "Hey, beautiful." I just walk away.

What's the craziest place you've had sex?
The beach. We were on a lifeguard tower.

Do people do that kind of stuff all the time in Florida?
We don't have bonfires, like the movies portray, but people will go out at night and smoke or drink. There aren't a lot of people around.

If you like a guy, how do you show him that you like him?
I play the whole hanging-out-with-the-guys trick. A lot of my friends are guys just because they're drama-free. Nothing sexual, guys are just easier to hang out with. If you can hang with guys and do guy things, guys will like that.

Will you play videogames when you're the only girl in the room?
Yeah, if I know I'm good at the videogame. I won't embarrass myself.

What's the hottest thing a guy has ever done for you?
My ex-boyfriend wrote me a song, it was pretty hot. He played guitar and piano. It was about us — it was for Valentine's Day, actually. He did it twenty-four hours beforehand, so it was shitty but it was meaningful.




Romano, 26

What do you do for a living?
I'm an artist and I do mostly fashion styling, but I also write and sing. So I'm tired.

Does that ever get you laid?
Yeah. I can definitely say I have a nice sex life. [Friend: "Is this some kind of HIV prevention?"] By the way, before I respond, always have safe sex. Uh, yeah, I can say that.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to get laid?
Oh, gosh. I've never done anything to get laid. Being yourself is the best way to get what you want. Being a cheerleader is what usually works for me. I'm very cheery, very happy, have a lot of personality.

What do you think the hottest thing someone's ever done for you is?
I love exotic dancing. I'm obsessed with strippers. So skin and thongs. I'm definitely obsessed with skin and dancing on top of tables. Go-go boys and all that. Muscles and thongs always go good together.

Have you ever been on a really good or bad date?
Definitely bad dates. You get somewhere and sit down at a dinner table and you pick up the menu, and you're directed on what to order. That's a bad date. I just ordered mozzarella sticks. I was on a date with... I can't even say. He says, "Okay, so you can go ahead and order something from the appetizer list. This range is what you can order. I'm going to have this cheeseburger with this, this, and this." It's like, I'll take the mozzarella sticks to go!

        

 

24 Comments

Park fucker or no, Bennett is pretty cute. Love this feature! Keep it coming.

LKH commented on 11/19

Raphael is my favorite. He's like Humphrey Bogart meets the Jersey shore. A detective! Bada-bing!

Br commented on 11/19

I cannot believe men say "bada-bing!" in real life. I'm kinda loving it, though...

roro commented on 11/19

re. Bada-bing: This is picked up from TV and movies, not from "real life"

LM commented on 11/19

is Raphael wearing 2 watches? Is this cool now?

jb commented on 11/19

Wow! Sabrina...easy on the make-up honey...the Joker called and wants his face back!!! Hey-Ohhhhhhh!

JC commented on 11/19

I'm know I'm sounding like an old man....but does the bull-ring through the nose, like the one Lauren is fashioning, really turn men on??!!

JC commented on 11/19

"Is Raphael wearing 2 watches? Is this cool now?" What happened was this: One of his watches is 10 minutes fast, so he got one that is set 10 minutes slow so he can tell what time it is by the average.

LM commented on 11/19

@JC: yes, I for one LOVE piercings on women. Not too many, but a few are smoking hot.

LAP commented on 11/19

I always figured that ring-through the septum is the rug-muncher's equivalent the the pole-smoker's stud through the tongue. One rings a pig's snout so he doesn't eat the truffles he's rooting for around the forest floor. Get it?

JAC commented on 11/19

what? rugs? poles? pigs? can we have a limit on the mixed sexual metaphors?

KB commented on 11/19

Raphael needs his own feature, that guy looks and sounds hysterical.

JJM commented on 11/19

@JJM, That is the last fucking thing I need. I get the vibe of the typical meathead douche from Raphael. Interesting to see how people respond to these guys though.

BAS commented on 11/19

i absolutely hate how people say 'intoxicated' and think it makes them sound more intelligent than the average d-bag because they didnt say 'wasted' or 'trashed'. ... same thing. just go with crunked, and you're fine yo

CB commented on 11/19

@BAS: Typical meathead douche vibe or not, he embodies a character that people here obviously responding to. As BR said earlier, "He's like Humphrey Bogart meets the Jersey shore. A detective! Bada-bing!" Okay BAS? Kapeesh? No? Well then fuggeddabowdit!

JJM commented on 11/19

I kind of like Sabrina's attitude, you guys bump into pretty interesting people..

DM commented on 11/19

Bennett could be my fast food. DAMN.

123 commented on 11/19

Yep. This stuff is great. Keep it coming

KZ commented on 11/19

I mentioned this the last time I read this series. What's with every person you interviewed being under 30? New demographics for hooksexup.com? People in their thirties and forties have no hot stories to tell? C'mon Hooksexup, WTF.

SA commented on 11/20

^People over 30 don't buy the products that advertise here, it's pretty simple really

JMH commented on 11/20

I'm pretty sure some of these people lie about their age.

MS commented on 11/22

That Bull-ring through the nose is not nice, to put it nicely. Reminiscent of bovines.

SG commented on 11/24

Television and movies lead me to believe that, overall, New Yorkers are more stylish and sophisticated and generally more interesting than people from most anywhere else. Apparently they aren't.

cal commented on 11/24

I agree, SG. Nikki was 27, oh, 6 or 7 years ago at least...Raphael is so funny. Is he for real? Love this new feature.

YH commented on 11/24
 

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