Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

Assimilate me baby, resistance is futile.

I can solve one side of a Rubik's Cube.

Hey baby, wanna be my endosymbiont?

If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Are we at the beginning of time? Because I'm expecting some Big Bang!

Want to test the Biological model of separation of species?

I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

You must be my integral, because you fit perfectly right under me.

Hey baby, can I raid your tomb?

I’ll be sin² and you can be cos² and then together, we’ll be one.

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, leave you in my bag until the last minute and then get my friends to help me do you.

You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?

You turn my software into hardware.

Baby, you overclock my processor.