Parents

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"My dad bummed your dad, does this make us friends now?" - Ludo

"Your father must have been a thief...because I saw him stealing from the candy store." — ALT

"Baby, your father doesn't have a penis, he has a paintbrush!"

"Is there any chance that I can coerce you and your mother into bed? What about your dad?"

"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're awfully special"

"Are your parents aliens? 'Cause your ass is outta this world"

"Is your dad a baker? 'Cause baby you got nice buns..."

You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being." -Kevin M

"Is your dad a terrorist???.... cause baby, you're DA BOMB!" -note: is not always well received by people of middle-eastern descent.

"Are your parents retarded, because you are special!" — Bret

"Is your father a baker, because you have nice buns"

"Is your father a drug dealer, because you are Dope"