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Todd, 36
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What's the easiest way to pick up a hockey player at the rink?
Tell him you think Mikko Koivu — pronounced "Me-Ku Koy-Vu" — is the future of the Minnesota Wild. Then tell him you think Marian Gaborik is a candy ass. He will bite on that, for sure.

My boyfriend watches a ton of TV. It annoys me. What's the best way to get him to focus less on FX and more on me?
Vacuum topless.

What's the best way to get over someone after a break-up?
Go jog around a park and see all the beautiful people you could be dating. Then go to Jamba Juice, have a smoothie, and see more beautiful people you could be dating.

What has playing hockey taught you about love?
Well, I can rip a jacket or sweater off someone in about two seconds.

How soon is to soon to say I love you?

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It is too soon to tell someone you love them if you haven't farted around them. I know that sounds gross, but it's true.


Jess, 22

What's the easiest way into a hockey player's heart?

The easiest way into a hockey player's heart is to be a hockey player and understand their mind. If that's not going to happen, I would say be a good athlete, be sarcastic, confident and spontaneous, and buy them a drink!

How soon is too soon to say I love you?
I'd say the first six months is too soon. That early in a relationship, people are still pretty good at putting on fronts and not showing their true colors.

What's your favorite date idea after you've been playing hockey all day?
Going out for a drink with the team — and your date!

What has playing hockey taught you about love?
No matter how hard you work for something, or how much you deserve something, things may not always work out the way you planned.

What's the best way to get over someone after a break-up?
Get together with friends/teammates and remind yourself how much fun you can have without your ex! Reminiscing on your fun, single days wouldn't hurt either!

What's the best way to pick up a hockey player at the rink?
If they're good, compliment their skills and see if they want to grab a drink. If they're not good, just ask them if they want to grab a drink.


Colin, 25

What's the easiest way into a hockey player's heart?
Honesty and a great smile.

What's your favorite date idea after you've been playing hockey all day?
Pizza and a movie.

What has playing hockey taught you about love?
Hockey is a game played with a lot of heart and emotion — two things that relate very effectively to the commitment it takes to keep a strong bond between two people.

What's the best way to get over someone after a break-up?
Stepping onto the ice with your teammates, even if it's just practice.


Hayli, 25

What's the easiest way into a hockey players heart?
Playing hockey, being a fan of hockey, or being extremely fun and having a wild side.

What's your favorite date idea after you've been playing hockey all day?
Dinner or some romance are the two best things to cap off a long day at the rink. Romance to help wear off some built up aggression, and food to regain strength.

What has playing hockey taught you about love?
Hockey has taught me to be extremely passionate. And, in the words of the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take." I'm not afraid of taking shots at love.

What's the best way to get over someone after a break-up?
Move on, and play more hockey.




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