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The Hooksexup Dating Confessions were buzzing away this week, with submissions ranging from the explicit (we didn't know what a "ball stretcher" was, but we do now!) to the heart-warming (life-affirming survival stories!). And with every new week comes a new round of The Confessies, the awards that celebrate the poignant and the hilarious contributions of our readership. This week, we deal with the pull between religion and sex, the secret medical danger of love, and see one shining ray of hope burst through the dark cloud of our life. Join us, won't you? The Mary Magdalene Award for Religious Devotion: The Robert Pattinson Award for Twilight Devotion: The American Medical Association Coronary Awareness Award: The Human Resources Award for Disregarding Company Policy: The Sunshine and Puppies Award for Achievement in Warming Our Cold, Dead Hearts: The Honorary Egg Man Award: |
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Five TV Families to Avoid on Thanksgiving by Scott Von Doviak These clans will make you appreciate your own. /entertainment/ |
My First Time by You "I remember the zip of the door, and our naked dash across the dark campground to his tent..." |
Things Drunk People Say by Kathleen Go "Get the duct tape. You have dropped your last beer." |
Culture Wars: Will James Cameron's Avatar live up to the hype? by Andrew Osborne and Scott Von Doviak Worthy successor to Aliens, or the world's most expensive Smurfs movie? |
Miss Information by Erin Bradley So many women, so few decision-making skills. /advice/ |
Hosting Your Own Hedonistic Thanksgiving by Ben Reininga Drinking, smoking, and gorging with your friends: this can be the best holiday of the year. |
The Confessies by You The Robert Pattinson Award for Twilight Devotion |
Sex Advice From . . . Dungeons and Dragons Players by Eric Larnick Q. What has D&D taught you about dating? A. Some days you're the knight, some days you're the dragon. /advice/ |