Last weekend the Adult Video News award winners of 2010 were announced, celebrating the best and most limber performances of the year. So who will receive the golden phallus? Basically your favorite TV shows, but in porn form. Turns out Americans like to be entertained while getting off.
Our far and away favorite porn parody of the year, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, won best couples sex scene for the performances of Amy Ried & Ralph Long, while our favorite working lady, Sasha Grey, swung Best Oral Sex Scene, Best Anal Sex Scene, and Crossover Star Of The Year (not for the same films). Not Married With Children XXX won best actor for Eric Swiss, and Best Solo Act went to Teagan Presley for Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!.
Ironically, 30 Rock (which, goddammit, should have been called 30 Cock!) didn’t win Best Parody: that was a tie between The Sex Files and Not The Cosby’s XXX. Guess Liz Lemon will have to stick to the Emmy’s.
A full list of the winners can be found here.