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    50 Cent Steals Sex Tape, Edits Himself Into It

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    It's so crazy it bears repeating: Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent, obtained a couple's sex tape and edited himself into it as the narrator.

    The tape, in which 50 appears dressed as his character, Pimpin Curly, is part of his on-going feud with the rapper Rick Ross. The video - which got millions of views on YouTube - has disappeared from the internet, and so the actual goings-on remain a bit fuzzy. (Is 50 in the action? Just crouching in the corner? The New York Daily News was not nearly as explicit as we'd have hoped...). Apparently, the woman in the video had a Rick Ross tattoo on her chest, which probably had something to do with it.

    However,  the details of the feud - which apparently started when 50 gave Ross 'a funny look' - are incredible and elaborate. When was the last time you were so angry at someone you made a mock video of his funeral?

    The Florida woman in the video is now suing 50 for unauthorized use of her image and emotional distress, which seems pretty fair.

    Commentarium (6 Comments)

    Feb 25 10 - 3:58pm
    JK

    I'm into narratin' sex, I ain't into makin' love.

    Feb 25 10 - 9:22pm

    what the fuk is wrong with him

    Feb 25 10 - 9:54pm
    Lord Zodd

    That sounds like fun. I would love to do MST3K-style narration for homemade pornos. In fact, I bet Craigslist could help me make that happen. But like anything involving sex, consent is important, and publishing other people's sex tapes is bad mojo.

    Feb 26 10 - 10:28am
    thinkywritey

    Ohmydog, Lord Zodd, you just totally gave me plans for this weekend.

    Nov 21 11 - 1:42am
    Xexilia

    This arctile went ahead and made my day.

    Nov 21 11 - 1:06pm
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