#themoreuknow: Demi Moore Gave Kim Kardashian A Twitter PSA About Pimps

Hey, you got your insufferable superiority in my compulsive over-sharing! Well, you got your compulsive over-sharing in my insufferable superiority! Two great tastes that make you want to light your computer on fire. It started off innocently enough. Kim Kardashian, a serial tweeter so advanced she can now tweet simply by using The Force, shared this tweet to her 3,000,000+ followers:

But once this tweet was twittered out to the tweetsphere (I'm so sorry for that), Demi Moore, the undisputed queen of the realm who uses a Clockwork Orange-type machine to read literally everything posted on Twitter, decided she couldn't let this stand. Hit it, Demi:

She just wants to verify, Kim, that you are using the word "pimpin" as in pimping, and not as a reference to Baroness Emmuska Orczy's classic adventure novel The Scarlet Pimpernel, like the kids so often do. (Oh, if only those kids would put down their turn-of-the-century historical novels and live their lives, you know?) Demi Moore, you see, was legitimately confused and just wanted to clear things up before she took you to task for doing the thing she already knew you were doing but just wanted you to state it for the record so she could do this:

For the record, I'm with Demi on this one, but ugh. I've seen better deliveries at middle-school talent shows. Remember, kids: the best way to spread knowledge and understanding is by being the worst.

Via Huffington Post.