We Have Your Perfect Father's Day Gift Right Here...
By Brian FairbanksJune 1st, 2010, 10:05 amComments (3)
It's always fascinated me that no matter how crude, tasteless, tiresome and unfunny a joke can be, people will still buy and wear them in public. (I'm talking about you, "I'm funnier when you're drunk" t-shirt owners.)
Here we have good ol' Urban Outfitters, trying to corner the stupidity market now that American Apparel is on the brink.
This one reads: "Fathers It's Up To You! To Preserve Your Daughters' Virginity!"
And how, Uncle Sam, is spying on your partially-nude daughter as she writhes around on an American flag helping anything?
Get it for your Dad. Father's Day is only 19 days away...
Commentarium (3 Comments)
I think it will be a huge seller to the Morans of America®.
Wow, I don't know if it'll protect my daughter's virginity, but I'm pretty sure the wearer of that shirt is in no danger of getting laid.
haha $5??
Now you say something