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    American Apparel virginity shirtIt's always fascinated me that no matter how crude, tasteless, tiresome and unfunny a joke can be, people will still buy and wear them in public. (I'm talking about you, "I'm funnier when you're drunk" t-shirt owners.)
     
    Here we have good ol' Urban Outfitters, trying to corner the stupidity market now that American Apparel is on the brink.
     
    This one reads: "Fathers It's Up To You! To Preserve Your Daughters' Virginity!"
     
    And how, Uncle Sam, is spying on your partially-nude daughter as she writhes around on an American flag helping anything? 
     
    Get it for your Dad. Father's Day is only 19 days away...

    Commentarium (3 Comments)

    Jun 01 10 - 11:39am
    Twolane

    I think it will be a huge seller to the Morans of America®.

    Jun 01 10 - 12:13pm
    Matt

    Wow, I don't know if it'll protect my daughter's virginity, but I'm pretty sure the wearer of that shirt is in no danger of getting laid.

    Jun 02 10 - 10:46am
    thinkywritey

    haha $5??

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