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    A Person Named Andrew Garfield Is The New Spiderman

    It looks like the Donald Glover 4 Spiderman internet campaign failed. The role of Spiderman will go to Andrew Garfield, person with an imdb profile. What else has he been in besides the upcoming Spiderman role?

    • The Social Network AKA The Facebook Movie
    • I'm Here - That cute Spike Jonze short film where Spike uses people with computer heads to illustrate the human condition, or something. Regardless, we like to imagine Andrew Garfield No One Person as this guy:

    • The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Apparently he played the lead role in this movie. Didn't see it.
    • The Other Boleyn Girl - I saw the shit out of this movie (I love ScarJo) and I don't remember Garfield. It lists him as "credit only," so he may have been cut out - more evidence that Andrew Garfield is a long-forgotten movie specter.

    He was also in that Robert Redford movie Lions for Lambs and two Doctor Who episodes. Plus the guy is young, so all jokes aside, good luck to this person! Don't screw Spiderman up, people will be mad at you!

    Comments ( 6 )

    damn...for a second i thought it was Garfield the cat.

    jaybe commented on Jul 02 10 at 11:16 am

    What do you think?

    f commented on Jul 02 10 at 11:22 am

    He's cute. I'd do him.

    p.s. What happened to Tobey Maguire?

    FriendofDorothy commented on Jul 02 10 at 11:23 am

    Tobey quit. I think he just got sick of it or something. It's also probably pretty draining physically.

    This guy has been in some big name stuff for being such a little name.

    Me commented on Jul 02 10 at 11:27 am

    Just for the record, Spriderman got screwed up by the last trainwreck of a script they tried to pawn off as a movie. Nothing this guy can do will make up for that mess.

    Charles commented on Jul 03 10 at 10:19 am

    He was good in parnassus, the kid wearing the Hermes get up at the beginning. I think he will do well if the script is solid

    Marvaanagh commented on Jul 05 10 at 4:39 pm

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