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It was a boring year for Oscar. The Aviator, Hotel Rwanda, Million Dollar Baby, Sideways, Ray, yawn. Because everyone's only going to talk about the Us Weekly-style tidbits anyway the actress who shouldn't have opted for the black thong with the white dress, Brad's date, Jennifer's date why not commemorate what people are really thinking about? Below, readers bestow the Hooksexup Movie Awards.


1. Best sex scene

Young Adam
(Tilda Swinton and Ewan McGregor on the boat, everywhere)
15%
The Dreamers
(cooking eggs while your sister is mounted on the kitchen floor)
30%
Saved!
(deflowering scene)
14%
Bad Education
(Gael Garcia Bernal and Fele Martinez)
12%
Sideways
(Thomas Haden Church and Sandra Oh)
10%
Kinsey
(Laura Linney and Peter Sarsgaard)
9%
We Don't Live Here Anymore
(Naomi Watts and Mark Ruffalo)
10%

2. Worst sex scene

The Dreamers
(cooking eggs while your sister is mounted on the kitchen floor)
9%
Door in the Floor
(Kim Basinger taken from behind by a doppelganger for her dead son)
17%
Eurotrip
(the accidental incest scene)
23%
The Anatomy of Hell
(entire movie)
7%
Seed of Chucky
(doll masturbation)
44%

3. Best performance by breasts in a leading role

Selma Blair, A Dirty Shame
11%
Scarlet Johannson, A Love Song for Bobby Long
17%
Salma Hayek, After the Sunset 15%
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls 31%
Eva Green, The Dreamers 13%
Halle Berry, Halle Berry 13%

4. Best performance by a male package

Gael Garcia Bernal, Bad Education
25%
Colin Farrell, Alexander
21%
Owen Wilson, The Life Aquatic 24%
Michael Pitt, The Dreamers 13%
Peter Sarsgaard, Kinsey 17%

5. Best homoeroticism

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in Starsky and Hutch
22%
Steve Carell and Will Ferrell, Anchorman
13%
Colin Farrell and Jared Leto in Alexander 19%
Gael Garcia Bernal and Fele Martinez, Bad Education 21%
SpongeBob and Patrick, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 24%

6. Deleted sex scene we wish we could have seen

Natalie Portman's stripper scenes in Closer
57%
Puppet sex in Team America
15%
Colin Farrell in A Home at the End of the World 11%
Olsen twins in New York Minute 11%
SpongeBob and Patrick in The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 5%

7.Most erotic fight scene

Blade: Trinity, Jessica Biel vs. Parker Posey
20%
Hero, Maggie Cheung vs. Tony Leung
9%
Hero, Maggie Cheung vs. Zhang Ziyi 16%
Kill Bill, Vol. 2 , Uma Thurman vs. Daryl Hannah 46%
Resident Evil Apocalypse, Milla Jovovich vs. evil 9%

8. Best date movie

Before Sunset
30%
Kill Bill, Vol. II
23%
Saved! 16%
Spider-Man 2 17%
SpongeBob Squarepants: The Movie 5%
Team America: World Police 10%

9. Worst Date Movie

Birth
5%
Catwoman
8%
Closer 7%
Farenheit 9/11 13%
Open Water 4%
The Passion of the Christ 58%
The Notebook 5%

10. Most sexually repressed movie

Beyond the Sea
9%
De-lovely
20%
Finding Neverland 39%
Meet the Fockers 17%
The Life Aquatic 15%

11.Most sexually uptight performance (female)

Katie Holmes, First Daughter
23%
Julia Roberts, Closer
24%
Jennifer Garner, 13 Going on 30 26%
Kate Beckinsale, The Aviator 13%
Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Grudge 14%

12. Most sexually uptight performance (male)

Ben Affleck, Jersey Girl
24%
Topher Grace, P.S.
7%
Kevin Spacey, Beyond the Sea 13%
Matthew Broderick, The Stepford Wives 39%
Ben Stiller, Meet the Fockers 17%

13. Most fuckable cast

Closer
44%
I Heart Huckabees
6%
The Life Aquatic 16%
Ocean's Twelve 26%
Ray 3%
The Village 6%

14. Unsexiest movie

Alfie
12%
Birth
17%
Catwoman 23%
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 19%
Phantom of the Opera 30%

15. Most spoonable actor or actress

Natalie Portman, Garden State
43%
Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
31%
Mark Ruffalo, We Don't Live Here Anymore 12%
Naomi Watts, We Don't Live Here Anymore 8%
Paul Giamatti, Sideways 4%
Tom Jane, Stander 2%

16. Biggest waste of a hot actress

Angelina Jolie, Alexander
43%
Halle Berry, Catwoman
30%
Tea Leoni, Spanglish 16%
Kate Bosworth, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton 11%

17. Biggest waste of a hot actor

Jake Gyllenhaal, The Day After Tomorrow
33%
Brad Pitt, Troy
19%
Colin Farrell, Alexander 15%
Hugh Jackman, Van Helsing 34%

18. Best gyration sequence

Natalie Portman, Closer
37%
Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite
28%
Mark Ruffalo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 17%
Will Ferrell, Anchorman 10%
Selma Blair, A Dirty Shame 8%

19. Best movie about relationships

Garden State
22%
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
48%
We Don't Live Here Anymore 6%
Before Sunset 10%
Sideways 14%

20. Most overrated movie about relationships

Garden State
25%
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
15%
We Don't Live Here Anymore 17%
Before Sunset 23%
Sideways 20%


Source: 1,362 Hooksexup readers surveyed between Feb. 15-Feb. 28.


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