Happy Monday everyone...
"Can we just fuck already?"
I believe this was Bill Clinton’s original campaign slogan.
"Jesus christ. Could you at least get mad once in a while? Like a normal human?"
He’s the son of GOD for crying eye!!... He’s not a ‘normal human’. He turns the other ass cheek don’tcha know!
"I'm totally in love with my new accelerator mass spectrometer!"
The nerd version of a power drill.
"If I see a girl's room for the first time and there isn't a single memorable, interesting, or scary (seriously) thing there, I find no reason to go back."
What about if you see her seriously scary snatch in said room… would that prompt a return visit?
"I am a 22F and I've dated a few guys but I just find penises gross and have never touched one willingly. The thought of intercourse is nice, but the thought of touching one with my hand or mouth to try and pleasure a guy just does not turn me on AT ALL. Looking at women's torsoes doesn't get me going as much as looking at men's torsoes, but, I can easily imagine myself enjoying pleasuring a woman allover. I'm so confused about my sexuality. Do I sound gay to you?"
Perhaps you’re a Centaur trapped in a human’s body?
"I'm a guy dating a girl who just will not commit to going down on me...but at the same time she loves it when I venture below her belt. First time I've been with someone like this. What the fuck gives?"
Please see above… we think she might be a Centaur.
"you go limp when i try to suck your cock...wtf, i've done this for many a man and never had this happen, thanks for that ego blow!!"
Amboabe!!! You’re giving this poor girl a complex!!
"I would never, ever have sex with anyone who uses the word "cum.""
How about Jizz-tastic love juice?
"There are few things more satisfying than sparking a tremendous debate on the Hooksexup Confessions chatroom."
Toluca, I’m gonna ask you ONE more time… please leave these poor confessors alone!!
"The ultimate form of sexual expression is someone you can massage for a couple of hours, tease for a quarter of an hour, have oral with with for a half hour (what is it with you people anyway about that?) and then fuck for as long as you can, long, slow, hard, fast, quick, deep, shallow, all that. That's love makin' the real deal yo."
Shit dawg, your kung-fu be weak.. you forgot the 13 minutes of tiddly winks, the 7 minutes of anal probing with 3 q-tips tied together with horsehair, 11 minutes of running around the apartment wearing nothing but a mask of Lee Iacocca and then of course the FACE FROSTING motha fucker… and by that I mean dumping a can of Duncan hines on your bitch’s face! Now THAT’S the real deal playa!
jennifer lopez's ass..
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My Facebook - Zeit Geisty
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blogger doodles
5 things I'm thankful for
licking ass and taking names
Snarky and assinine responses
Blogger doodles
The Origins of my cold, black heart
relationship dealbreakers
The different kinds of vaginas
bloggerdoodles
Snarky dating confessions responses
Blogger doodles
I wanna bang your friend
Show me your jugs
translations
Blogger doodles
Is there an expiration date on passion?
translations
bloggerdoodles
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
translations...
blogger doodles 3
the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
TRANSLATIONS
Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
translations...
blogger doodles
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
Translations...
TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring