We're not even going to try and be cute about this one. This link has a photo of maybe, probably Pat Boone with his dick in a box. Right, like the SNL video, except real. Right, Pat Boone, the commissioned singer of Kentucky's Republican Party, who gets really worked up about the "homosexual cause" and how it's ruining things for regular, god-fearing, missionary sex - but only if you're married - having, Americans. Is it safe to say all status as a moral authority is lost if a photo of you with your dick in a box ends up in Hustler?