Thank God we're currently at our dayjob babysitting Christian pre-K's at the Department of Homeland Security, otherwise we would probably lose hours looking at this amazing webpage linking exclusively to Viagra-centric celebrity gossip.
Where'd I Put That Crystal Buttplug?
Yanni's ex-girlfriend tells all about the New Age muzak guru's kinks, sex toy collection, and his jones for Viagra.
Normally we do this in a parenthesis, but seriously: thank you, "News"! You're directly responsible for bringing the first smile to our face since yesterday.
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