OK, so, truth-be-told, we kinda fell asleep during this the first time, and as a result, we could have sworn that he was pro-gay promiscuity -- which we thought was really radical of him -- so for a while our post was gonna sound something like this:
So if you're gay -- or maybe even just a little curious -- head on out to the bathhouse for a little gloryholin' and tell 'em Al sent ya!
Ha ha! Good thing we watched this a second time, huh?
Seriously, we applaud Al Gore's earnest endorsement of gay marriage -- even if it's proof positive that a) he's not running for President, and b) he might be just as droning as we all thought he was before that Oscar -- but we can't help but think that, should Mr. Actual President want to keep making provocative(ish) political statements via video blog, he might want to jazz them up a little. You know, in case he doesn't want to lull us all into a restful and more recuperative slumber. We'd recommend that he just grab the camera and start bawling "Leave the gays ALONE!" but we're doubtful he'd commit to wearing the requisite eyeliner. Y'all got any other ideas?