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Who Would You Rather Deluxe Edition: Fidel Castro or George W. Bush Then and Now?

Posted by Emily Farris

We know, this is more like the wrinkled dick edition, but seriously, both Fidel Casto and George W. Bush are going to find themselves with a lot of time on their hands pretty soon, and both were pretty good looking back in the day. So, this is a two part-er:

Part I: Who would you rather back in the day, Fidel Castro or George W. Bush?

Part II: Who wouldy you rather have as a sugar daddy nowadays? (We'll supply the Viagra).


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Posted Feb 19 2008, 03:36 PM
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hotformathletes said:

It was once my ambition in life to be Mrs. Castro. I would definitely choose him.

February 19, 2008 7:23 PM

jaycg said:

GeoW both times.  It may be superficial, but he's not a bad looking guy, young or old (if you can get past the mildly vacant expression he tends to put on when discussion policy other than Iraq) and certainly physically superior to Castro, who went from scruffy and gross to...old, scruffy and gross.

February 19, 2008 8:15 PM

kowhaileaves said:

how could anyone let GWB  put his well, anything near them?? ick, ick and double ick.

(That's two votes for Casto, btw.)

February 19, 2008 10:48 PM

lagiulia said:

I'm Italian. We have not ONE but TWO Communist parties (well, not anymore now, but that's another story) and I've voted for one of the two since forever. Whaddyathink? :D

Plus, spoiled brats who get into expensive colleges because of oil money and flunk out of National Service don't do and have never done it for me.

(Yeah, I AM aware of the sorry state of my home country, thanks very much. We're even trying to borrow Barack Obama off you to give ourselves a little cred.)

As for now, I can't think of having sex with either without being a little sick in my mouth, so I'll pass.

February 20, 2008 5:08 AM

alisonica said:

Back in the day: Castro is pretty intelligent and passionate about his beliefs. So regardless of how he would be in bed, I imagine the conversation would be really interesting. I can't imagine getting anything much from a spoiled, stupid, selfish frat boy, either in the sack or in a debate.

Now: Neither. Castro is too old and crazy, George W. Bush is still a spoiled, stupid frat boy.

February 20, 2008 1:19 PM

Scanner said:

Fidel Castro may be stepping down, but he's still standing erect. Whether you love him or hate him, we can all agree on one thing about Castro: El Jefe Has Got STAMINA. His speeches go on for hours and hours. His long, thick cigar is always lit. His

February 22, 2008 11:10 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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