A few weeks back, Scanner Nicole was quite rightly freaked the fuck out by a computer generated amalgam of foxy actress ladies. (Remember? She looked like an unattractive and skanky version of the in-reality-quite-adorable Polish goomar from The Sopranos?) Well, ScanNic, have a look at the creation of Catheinize Zightly-Jeliens, the bastard child of Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, some sort of computer apparatus, and, one presumes, a deeply misused but potentially profitable knowledge of the tricks of the trade. We think she looks pretty good, actually. Actually, she kind of reminds us of someone... Who exactly could it be...
Guess that's not so surprising...