Single women spent another night destroying Earth. [Jezebel]
Just yesterday we found Emily Farris on Facebook. Her birthday is one day (and two years) after ours. We exchanged a few emails (her parents sometimes accidentally send us emails, and her mom and our stepmom are both Patricia Farris so it's all very confusing) and decided to meet for drinks when she's in New York. Then we had an idea to write a story about it. Then we learned this morning that the New York Times stole our idea. [New York Times].
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn called off their divorce. [Extra]
A man in Belgrade has decided that extra terrestrials are targeting him after five meteors hit his home since November. We pretty much want to get high with him in his living room and wait for the aliens to come. [BoingBoing]
That damn Olympic torch made it through San Francisco mostly unscathed. [NY Post]
We found our next boyfriend. [Netorama]
Did little Ashlee Simpson go and get knocked up by and engaged to Pete Wentz? See girls, life really will be better if you get a nose job and use spray-on tan. [US Weekly]
Mumps, that gross virus that can cause testicular inflammation in some cases, is on its way to get you. [Reuters]
Perky, pretty Katie Couric will most likely leave the CBS Evening News, and quite possibly CBS all together, around the first of the year, though her $15M-a-year contract does not expire until 2011. [Mixed Media]