One week you're in and the next week you're out. We hope Elle said that to fashion director (and Project Runway judge) Nina Garcia when they fired her. [US Weekly]
Oh, now Ashlee Simpson's baby daddy Pete Wentz is all "I didn't knock her up." Abortion? Miscarriage? Never happened? [MTV]
Cowboys on ice! The frozen kind. We're so strangely turned on. [Netorama]
The Indonesian Tree Man (the guy who looks like a tree, for real) would like to get married now that doctors have removed four pounds of "bark" from his body. [Truemors]
More crazy Scientology videos! Crazy, if you think Scientology is fake, that is. "Let me meet a motherfucking Clear!" Huh? [MollyGood]
Fake it 'till you make it doesn't really work in sex, as far as Robert Downy Jr. is concerned. At least that's why he claims a relationship with his Two Girls and a Guy (1998) co-star Heather Graham never materialized: too much fake sex made the real thing impossible. [Star Pulse]