Apparently Beyonce is planning to retire. Yeah, like Jay- Z retired all those times? We don't buy it. [GabbyBabble]
Don't want to be all hunch-backed when you get old? Stand up straight. Or try this crazy ergonomic undershirt. [Gizmodo]
If Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump, this is the first ever picture of it. Like, first. Ever. That or she just had a burger and fries, which we can totally get behind. [FameCrawler]
Now that you mention it, yeah, why are most bodyguards black? [StereoHyped]
We knew it: Rachael Ray is a Repubican. [Radar]
Bruce Springsteen, however, is not. He endorsed Obama. We're pleased, but not really surprised. [Yahoo!]