It was a long, cold winter and nothing says fuck me (and tip me) like a pair of stripper shoes, right?
Highs:
We got to look at naked, bearded, burly men.
We crushed on vegetarians even though we obviously love meat.
We have so many feelings about the new 90210 we're not sure whether it goes in highs or lows.
We cyber-visited the Icelandic Penis Museum.
We looked at some old pictures of Scarlett Johansson.
We learned you really, really love Jon Stewart. And Stephen Colbert, too. Just not as much.
We briefly considered purchasing a pair of stripper shoes.
This woman is probably going to have some seriously swollen breasts—a small price to pay for saving so many lives with them.
Ellen Degeneres very politely made John McCain look like an ass (who really didn't look like he believed in what he was saying, right?)
Lows:
For the first time in our lives, the New Kids on the Block let us down. But only just a little.
Um, did Mike Huckabee encourage shooting Barack Obama?
The Father-Daughter Purity Ball really freaked us out.
Apparently Hulu.com is too pure to allow embedding at hooksexup.com.
We learned that R. Kelly's sex tape was set to the tune of the Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls.
And that he's probably going to jail.
We're glad we had no part in this date.
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