A thirty-one-year-old man, who luckily has not been named in AP reports and has therefore escaped eternal shame, had to be pried from a Port-A-Potty this week by an entire Pennsylvania rescue crew.
Of course, there's more:
Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
We're not sure, but rumor has it that he was at a Hannah Montana show, where the sight of a Miley Cyrus backless photo sent him into a fit of sexual mania. Okay, we made that up, but we're really not sure why this guy was gluing himself to Port-A-Potty while drunk and naked. In an unrelated story, the woman glued to her Kansas toilet seat for two years proposed marriage via carrier pigeon.
Talk about adding insult to injury. After freeing the poor boozer, they charged him with public drunkenness and violating the health code (for the nudie part, of course.)
Via the AP.
Previously: Woman Takes Two Year Dump, Does Not Get Dumped.