Would you believe that we gained ten pounds at camp last year? It seems impossible with all that hiking and swimming and running after children. But those three dough balls we had tonight with our beef and beans and sweet potatoes is the biggest meal we've eaten since we left camp last year. And then there was pudding.
Maybe the world's sexiest woman (according to FHM, not us) should join us at camp and eat three fried dough balls with every meal now, too, as she's been ordered to pack on the pounds for an upcoming role.
Michael Bay, the director of the Transformers sequel, has told Megan Fox she needs to gain ten pounds for the role because she's too skinny.
"I'd lost a lot of weight and I got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on a size for Transformers because Michael doesn't like skinny girls," Fox told Fox News. "I eat red velvet cake before I go to bed every night. If you eat meals later, you'll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10pm".
Seriously, girl. Fried. Dough. Balls. Summer. Camp. Easiest ten pounds you will ever gain, sadly.
[MTV UK: Megan Fox Ordered to Get Fat]
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