In a small area of North Texas, it is now legal for teachers to carry handguns on school property. Of course, students are still not allowed to defend themselves from caning, punching, or shooting that may come their way. Ah, justice...
Speaking of Texas, a man who allegedly got naked and groped a four-year-old boy was almost immediately arrested and tasered by police. Now that's justice...
Wouldn't it be awesome if this guy played Freddy in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake? We mean-- wouldn't it be awesome if they didn't make it at all... but if they have to, wouldn't Billy Bob Thornton be a twisted, bizarre, possibly brilliant choice?
Lauren Conrad's clothing line has been dropped by Kitson.
Jerry Lewis claims the gun he was busted with at the airport was a telethon gift.
Oprah will be there for Obama at the convention.
And Eva Longoria still keeps in touch with her old Wendy's.
Thanks, Susan!