So you're naked in your garage. Fine. No problem. Your neighbor you've always been attracted is walking to her car. OK, cool, there's no law against you watching her walk to the car -- we're not going to demand you avert your eyes. She looks good and you think, "how bout I give a little whistle of appreciation...?"
See, yeah, there's where you lost us. You may live in Ogletown (seriously!) but it is not OK to stand naked with your garage door open and give a "hey baby" whistle at your neighbor. You're appreciation will not be appreciated. Also, if you're going to be nude in the garage, close the damn door.
In other words, take a lesson from this loser in Deleware:
When officers spoke to Jones, he said he was working on his car in the garage and "spilled gasoline on his clothing," according to court records.
He said he was near his inside door and "didn't think anyone would see him."
The officer taking the report questioned how much gasoline was spilled, requiring him to remove his clothes.
Jones replied, 'Well, you know how gas is," police said.
Well, we're not sure "how gas is," but thanks to this story we know how idiots are.