According to this adorable chart of your best change for a Craigslist missed connection in all fifty states, Fred Meyer is the place to find your mystery admirer (or admired) in Alaska.
But for those 99% of us who don't live in Alaska, what about the rest of the country?
Head to Starbucks or Walmart next time you want to make eyes at a stranger -- or Hooters, if you happen to be in Texas.
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