Remember Boobs on Bikes, the hottest boobs-on-motorcycles parade in the history of the modern world?
Nope, we're not tired of talking about it yet...
According to our #1 source for B on B info, Stuff(.co.nz.com), these boobs are, technically, the safe for work kind. In other words, we're talking about man boobs... glorious, glorious... man boobs.
Ra Dallas (a total porn star name if it were spelled "Raw Dallas") is a morning drive-time DJ on the Tahu FM radio station. He caught the Auckland procession live on television and imagined how much funnier it would have been with dudes on the bikes without the female porn stars... with the dudes topless, of course.
"Then I thought, `Wouldn't it be great if we could do something like that and actually make some money out of it for a good cause,"' he said.
"It's about supporting our women and talking about this killer disease that's taking our mothers, our sisters, our wives and grandmothers." [Stuff]
Now that's a hero, damn it: not only is he raising money for women's health, he's doing it while embarrassing himself in the most public way imaginable (well, that is, second only to choking the chicken on live television.)
We'll keep you posted in case this turns out to be brilliant...
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