Looks like Kelly Osbourne is engaged. Who, you ask, could be exciting, unmarred, and fresh-faced enough to win this 23-year-old's heart?
Answer: This, man, er, guy, ahem, child.
No, that is not the elf from Lord of the Rings. That is 18-year-old model Luke Worrall. Who is, did we mention, 18 years old and, according to Facebook, engaged to Kelly Osbourne who we could have sworn was older than 23, but hey whatever being Ozzy's kid probably prematurely ages you.
Luke likes skateboarding and has his lip pierced and Kelly is like so in love with him and they are going to make tons of babies just as soon as he gets sperms.