Who ever said there's nothing happening in Missouri?
A woman just a couple hundred miles south of Scanner HQ is sitting in the big house after trying to kill her husband... with Visine!
Tonia Peterson is accused of trying to kill her husband, Cecil Peterson, by spiking his tea with Visine eye drops.
The article leaves many unanswered questions. We'll call Scanner Dad, who also lives in Southwestern Missouri, to see if he maybe knows the guy.
We just wish Tonia was using Clear Eyes so we could have run a picture of Ben Stein.
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