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Diamond Dave Assteroidz!

Posted by Colleen Kane

Remember the primative 1979 Atari game Asteroids? And remember the primative 1979 rock and roll singer Diamond David Lee Roth? Turns out they are two great tastes that taste great together. I don't know who is behind the online entity Sh?tbagz.com, but they've created a simple yet irresistable online game, currently in beta.

You are Diamond Dave, shooting dots out from your ass, in mid-flying Dutchman form, at oncoming Assteroidz...and someone else. Find out who by playing Assteroidz here, now.

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Posted Jan 27 2009, 09:42 AM

Filed under: cocaine, van halen, diamond dave, asteroids, atari, david lee roth, assteroidz, classic video games

Comments

Lioux said:

OMG!!! Eddie Van Halen just tossed my salad!

January 27, 2009 10:23 AM

Amanda said:

Thanks for the time waster. Now my bills will never get paid. I'll bathe with baby wipes while I play this day in and out.

January 28, 2009 6:10 PM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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