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25-Year-Old Virgin Takes Us One Step Closer to Crazy Cat Lady Status

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We spent the better part of last night drinking too much whiskey and trying (quite unsuccessfully) to convince a 25-year-old virgin to go home with us. We're still a little drunk and a lot disappointed. So as you can imagine, we're going to be a little slow getting the day started. While we take a hot bath and drink lots of green tea (what a week to have switched from coffee to tea!), you should look at these cute cat pictures. 

And, yes, he had a beard. 

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asb76 said:

I don't make the virgin and 25 cut but I do have a beard.  Too bad you weren't in a bar in RVA.

January 30, 2009 11:46 AM

Sarah M said:

Oh man, I'm with you Emily.  I spent all of last night drunkenly trying to pick up this guy as well, turned out similarly. Don't have a bathtub or green tea, but black tea and Arrested Development are really helping me get through the day.  Cheers!

January 31, 2009 9:09 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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