Bill Gates wants rich people to feel the pain, so he unleashed mosquitoes on them. Really.
"The Impaler," a self-described "Vampyre" who ran for Governor of Minnesota in '06 as the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party (wha?) candidate, has been arrested for harassing his 16-year-old "vampyre hunter" ex-girlfriend.
Female bloggers in Sweden are fending off a company that's trying to bribe them with "beauty treatments." We'll take some!
Fuck Ticketmaster. Nobody can get Springsteen tickets, and now they want to form a monopoly?
Apparently, New York magazine has great success with linking its readers with its own hooker ads.
There's a new President, the world is constantly moving forward, but as usual, Georgia wants to crawl back into America's Puritan womb.
Kids are hanging themselves in school.
Michael Phelps may end up getting charged with drug possession or some other bong-incident-related offense.
And we always knew Barry Bonds was a cheater, but now we can prove it.
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