I've never been a huge Jennifer Aniston fan; she does not typically have roles in movies I want to see.
But that aside, Leave Jennifer Alone already.
The blogs make her out to be a pathetic lunatic. Let's review some of her crimes, as seen on the Internet:
* She talks about Brad Pitt, a man she was married to for years, when she is asked about Brad Pitt.
* She wants to have children.
* She does not have any children yet.
* She dates John Mayer.
* She is maybe broken up with John Mayer.
* The woman now with Jennifer's ex-husband, hottest man alive Brad Pitt, is Angelina Jolie, is the hottest woman alive.
* Her ex-husband has a million kids while she has none.
* John Mayer says stupid shit while trying to be funny.
* By the way, she wants kids and has no kids
* Also, she is not married.
* She's not getting any younger, and has no kids.
* Don't you feel sorry for her? She used to be married to Brad Pitt, but now Angelina Jolie has him. Also, they have a million kids and she has none.
These are her crimes as tried and convicted on the snark sites. Just look at today's post on What Would Tyler Durden Do? Jennifer is asked about technology and dating, and she brings up that she still has some old answering machine messages from her first boyfriend and even her ex husband, prompting the opening sentence, "Jenifer Aniston is a lunatic." Sound the crazy alarm! Call the men in the white coats! Jennifer Aniston saved mementos from her past!
Sheesh.
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Who Would You Rather: Jennifer Aniston vs. Jennifer Connelly