OK, so the new Beowulf features Angelina Jolie with gold-plated boobs. We don't have anything against that. (Though we'd like to! ZING!)
But gold-plated heels extending from the bottom of her shape-shifty feet? Yeesh. How is that anything but doubleplusweird?
Thoughts? Is it a bat-nipple-level cockup -- or does anyone out there actually find it hot?