I'm sorry, but this story just about writes itself: a bunch of nitwits who design beds for six-year-olds came up with the non-funniest sex joke for preteens since that giant boner on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS. They claim ignorance of great Russian novels and Peter Sellers movies in the case of the bed, designed for Woolworth's, they named "Lolita."
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