New Hooksexup blogger Charlotte Web is a professor, self-professed MILF, and serial dater. She is also a rather adorable redhead who will "read you the spermy parts of Moby Dick while wearing nothing but a red pen and my sexy librarian glasses, had I not lost them on the train three weeks ago when I slipped into a bourbon-basted sleep after one of the worst dates I’ve ever had – a story I’ll be happy to share once I’m sure the guy can’t sue me." She sounds like trouble, in a good way. Have fun, kids.<p>UPDATE: We know we spelled "academia" wrong in the headline. It was a cheap pun. Better puns will cost you $10 a pop.