Hey there you Goths. Are you tired of all these porno sellouts trying to saturate the goth-sex market by slapping on a pair of pin-striped stockings, frowning and licking their gross fake boobs? We mean, there are some real-deals out there, but after a while the discerning gothic masturbater needs a break from Liz Vicious, tattooed lesbians and “amateur” couples shoving black candles up their bum-bums. What is next? We see a great future (or should we say retro-future?) in the Steampunk movement. What is this you ask? Wake up and smell your cockney robot maid’s Victorian-era coffee. Picture The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but in real life, and then add sex. Hot right?
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